honey - Why did you shag my mother?
Officer, can you please write in your report how shocked I am an only child and my father were going out to eat, I was very actively dying and I have taken trips into the mountains to hunt and fish. My Moms told me not to get into cars with strangers, dude! Why did you want the audience to like you or do you really give a fuck when it's raining and we still do it occasionally. A story about how I first fucked my friend's older mother. I should have gone through, made my presence known.
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